July 24 is
National Tequila Day
Tell An Old Joke Day
Thermal Engineers Day
World Festivals and National Holidays
Greece – Restoration of Democracy
Oman – Renaissance Day Holiday (2nd day)
United States – Utah Mormon Pioneer Day
Vanuatu – Children’s Day
Venezuela – Simón Bolívar’s Birthday
On This Day in HISTORY
1148 – French King Louis VII’s troops lay siege to Damascus during Second Crusade.
1487 – Citizens of Leeuwarden, Netherlands, go on strike against ban on imported beer
1567 – Mary, Queen of Scots, forced to abdicate in favor of her year-old son, James VI
1783 – Simón Bolívar “El Libertador” is born, Venezuelan commander
1823 – Slavery is abolished in Chile
1847 – Brigham Young and his followers arrive at the Great Salt Lake in Utah
MORE! Amelia Earhart, Machu Picchu, and “Begin the Beguine”, just click
1847 – Richard M. Hoe patents rotary-type printing press
1897 – Amelia Earhart, future pilot, is born
1911 – Hiram Bingham finds ruins of Machu Picchu in the Peruvian Andes
1920 – Bella Abzug, Congresswoman (D-NY 1973-77), is born
1922 – Draft of British Mandate of Palestine confirmed by League of Nations Council
1929 – Kellogg-Briand Act, renouncing war as instrument of foreign policy, goes into effect (first signed in Paris in August, 1928, by most leading world powers)
1938 – Artie Shaw records “Begin the Beguine”
1950 – Cape Canaveral begins operations, launching a Bumper rocket
1974 – U.S. Supreme Court rules 9-0 that President Nixon must turn over subpoenaed White House tapes to Watergate special prosecutor
1985 – Disney releases animated film, The Black Cauldron
1987 – Hulda Crooks, 91-years-old, becomes oldest person to climb Japan’s Mount Fuji
1995 – Three-night celebration of Frank Sinatra’s 80th birthday begins at Carnegie Hall



Well then. Tequila day! I need to make a margarita for dinner this evening.
As for old jokes, here is an old Scottish tale:
Credit: Rampant Scotland, Scottish Snippets, 23-Feb-02
LOL – Thanks Chuck – I needed that!
But Scotch whisky really doesn’t go with Tequila.
I have a few other choices in the cabinet besides Scotch. Besides, that stuff is too expensive for casual sipping.