I often enjoy reading poems that have touches of humor in them. I found one such poem in an anthology that I bought over twenty years ago. The anthology, When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple, gets its title from the first line of Jenny Joseph’s poem Warning.
Here is the first stanza of the poem:
By Jenny Joseph
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit.
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Jenny Joseph reads her poem Warning
NOTE: Jenny Joseph is an English poet. She was born in 1932. Warning is Joseph’s best-known poem. She wrote it in 1961. Warning was identified as the UK’s “most popular post-war poem” in a 1996 poll by the BBC.