All the news about Bill O’Reilly’s lies jogged my memory. I had forgotten that I had written some poems about him several years ago. Here’s one of them
Bill O.: A Rhyming Rant about Bill O’Reilly
By Elaine Magliaro
Bill O., Bill O., Bill O’Reilly
Thinks he’s savvy, brilliant, wily…
Thinks his TV program rocks
‘Cause he’s the ratings king at Fox!
He’s a blowhard; he’s dogmatic.
His verbal cancer’s metastatic!
Bill O. likes to sputter, rant—
But when he’s wrong, he won’t recant.
Bill’s his own best adulator.
He’s a pompous bloviator…
A smarmy, smug intimidator…
A nasty, vile expectorator
Of speech that’s meant to anger, rile.
He’s one great big bag of bile!!!
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