Explaining Donald Trump to Kids

Posted on June 21, 2016 by wordcloud9

First Book of Trump Cover

A new children’s book will be released on July 5, penned by comedian Michael Ian Black. In “A Child’s First Book of Trump,” Black lampoons Donald Trump:

The beasty is called an American Trump.
Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.
Its fur so complex you might get enveloped.
Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped.

He says, “I was in the children’s section and saw one of those inspirational books about Hillary Clinton and it kind of made me laugh if you could do one about Donald Trump because there is nothing inspirational about him in any way shape or form.”

A Child's First Book of Trump

Black adds, “Defenders of Donald Trump irritate me more than the man himself. People who are professional apologists for the atrocious things he says on a daily basis.”

Amazon is already showing A Child’s First Book of Trump as “Frequently Bought Together” with Quotations from Chairman Trump by Carol Pogash and The Trump Coloring Book by M.G. Anthony.

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