Explaining Donald Trump to Kids

First Book of Trump Cover

A new children’s book will be released on July 5, penned by comedian Michael Ian Black. In “A Child’s First Book of Trump,” Black lampoons Donald Trump:

The beasty is called an American Trump.
Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.
Its fur so complex you might get enveloped.
Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped.

He says, “I was in the children’s section and saw one of those inspirational books about Hillary Clinton and it kind of made me laugh if you could do one about Donald Trump because there is nothing inspirational about him in any way shape or form.”


A Child's First Book of Trump


Black adds, “Defenders of Donald Trump irritate me more than the man himself. People who are professional apologists for the atrocious things he says on a daily basis.”

Amazon is already showing A Child’s First Book of Trump as “Frequently Bought Together” with Quotations from Chairman Trump by Carol Pogash and The Trump Coloring Book by M.G. Anthony.

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Nona Blyth Cloud has lived and worked in the Los Angeles area for the past 45 years, spending much of that time commuting on the 405 Freeway. After Hollywood failed to appreciate her genius for acting and directing, she began a second career managing non-profits, from which she has retired. Nona has now resumed writing whatever comes into her head, instead of reports and pleas for funding. She lives in a small house overrun by books with her wonderful husband and a bewildered Border Collie.
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