September 20th is

Rum Punch Day
Rehabilitation Awareness Day
School Backpack Awareness Day *

String Cheese Day – new!
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Rum Punch Day
Rehabilitation Awareness Day
School Backpack Awareness Day *

String Cheese Day – new!
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Get Ready Day *
Butterscotch Pudding Day

National Gymnastics Day
International Talk Like a Pirate Day *
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Martha Stewart is cute when she plays the ex-con gangsta meme, but it is not that charming for Trump the actual mobster. It’s even worse for that 30% of the nation; those Trumpists whose fear of the imaginary has yet to reconcile their privilege with the onward march of history.
“I’ve been in lock up. Justin, you would not last a week. So pay attention,” Stewart warned, before detailing a hilarious prison guide surely never to be found in one of her magazines.
“The first think you’ll need is a shank. I made mine from a comb and a pack of gum. I’ll show you how later. It’s so simple. I found Bubblicious works best and it’s so much fun to say. You see, when I did my stretch, all the hood rats on my cell block wanted to break off a piece of Martha Stewart’s ass. I decided some b—- needed to be got. I walked into the chow hall, picked out the biggest bull dyke and I stuck her. From then on, prison was easier than making blueberry scones.”

U.S. Air Force Birthday *
Chiropractic Founder’s Day *
National Cheeseburger Day *
National Neighborhood Day *
National Respect Day
Water Monitoring Day *
National HIV/AIDS and Aging Awareness Day *
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Citizenship Day
Constitution Day *
Monte Cristo Sandwich Day *

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Anne Dudley Bradstreet Day *
Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day
Guacamole Day

Mayflower Day *
Working Parents Day
Trail of Tears Commemoration Day *
International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer *
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Libya – Martyrs’ Day
Malaysia – Malaysia Day
Mexico – Día de la Independencia
Papua New Guinea –Independence Day
St. Kitts & Nevis – National Heroes Day
United States – Monterey CA:
Monterey Jazz Festival
Wales – Owain Glyndwr Day *
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1400 – Owain Glyndwr * rebels against English rule, proclaimed Prince of Wales, the last Welsh-born Prince of Wales


1630 – The village of Shawmut changes its name to Boston


1701 – James Francis Edward Stuart, sometimes called the “Old Pretender”, becomes the Jacobite claimant to the thrones of England and Scotland

1810 – Grito de Dolores (Cry of Dolores): In Guanajuato, Catholic priest Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla rings his church’s bell and gives the pronunciamiento (call to arms) that triggers the Mexican War of Independence
1830 – The Indian Removal Act: President Andrew Jackson’s persistent lobbying of Congress results in its passage, by a single vote. Several tribes reluctantly move from their homes in the southeastern U.S. to less desirable land west of the Mississippi, but 15,000 Cherokees are force-marched by U.S. army troops over 1,000 miles. 4,000 die, many of disease or starvation, on the ‘Trail of Tears’ *
1846 – Anna Kingsford born, one of the first English women to obtain a medical degree, but the only medical student to graduate without ever dissecting a single animal; anti-vivisectionist, women’s rights and vegetarian campaigner; founder of the Food Reform Society, author of The Perfect Way in Diet
1880 – The Cornell Daily Sun, now the oldest U.S. continuously-independent college daily, prints its first issue in Ithaca NY



1893 – “Cherokee Strip” Land Run in Oklahoma: 100,000 settlers race to claim land that had once been given to the Cherokees and other tribes “as long as the grass grows and the water runs” to replace their original homelands in the Southeastern U.S.

1908 – Buick and Olds car companies merge as General Motors under William Durant
1919 – The America Legion is incorporated by an act of Congress

1940 – Franklin Roosevelt signs into law first peacetime military draft in U.S. history
1940 – Sam Rayburn of Texas elected Speaker of the House of Representatives
1953 – The Robe, first movie filmed in CinemaScope, premieres in New York City
1959 – Xerox demonstrates their new Xerox 914 photocopier on live television
1965 – Duke Ellington’s first concert in San Francisco’s Grace Cathedral
1966 –The Metropolitan Opera opens its new home at NYC’s Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts
1972 – The Bob Newhart Show premieres on CBS
1974 – U.S. President Ford announced conditional amnesty for Vietnam War draft-evaders and deserters
1976 – The Episcopal Church approves ordination of women as clergy

1982 – A massacre of between 1,200 and 1,400 Palestinian men, women and children at the hands of Israeli-allied Christian Phalange militiamen begins in west Beirut’s Sabra and Shatila refugee camps
1987 – International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer * – 24 countries sign the Montreal Protocol to reduce emissions damaging to the ozone layer by the year 2000
1992 – Deposed dictator of Panama, Manuel Noriega, is sentenced to 40 years for drug trafficking and money laundering in a U.S. District Court in Miami FL

2002 – UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan announces that Iraq unconditionally accepts the return of U.N. weapons inspectors
2008 – U.S. federal government commits to an $85 billion emergency loan to rescue AIG, the world’s largest insurance company
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Cheese Toast Day
Crème de Menthe Day
Felt Hat Day

Greenpeace Day *
International Dot Day *
UN International Day of Democracy
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by NONA BLYTH CLOUD
What is one to make of Hilaire Beloc (1870-1953)?
A man of so many contradictions he seems like a human whirligig. Anti-German and Anti-Semitic. Combative and intolerant in his philosophical and political writings, but whimsical and amusing in his verses for children. An avowed monarchist and ardent admirer of the French Revolution, even its excesses. Admired Mussolini, detested Hitler. Advocate for returning Europe to an ‘ideal’ Roman Catholic theocracy such as he believed existed in the Middle Ages, ignoring all evidence to the contrary, while with equal fervor opposing British colonialism and imperialism, and elsewhere calling Christ a “milksop.” It is entirely possible when reading Beloc to revile him on one page and admire him on the next.
Hilaire Beloc was born near Paris just a few days before the Franco-Prussian War began. He was the son of a well-to-do French lawyer and an English mother, Elizabeth Rayner Parkes, who was a writer. His older sister, Marie Adelaide, also grew up to be a writer.
The Beloc family fled to England when news came of the French army’s collapse, returning after the war’s end to discover that their home had been looted and vandalized by Prussian soldiers. Beloc grew up disdaining everything German as ‘Prussian.’
In 1872, his father died, after most of the family fortune was wiped out in a stock-market crash. The young English widow brought her children back to England. Hilaire was sent to Cardinal Newman Catholic School in Hove. In the summer of 1890, he met Elodie Hogan, an American daughter of Irish parents visiting from California, and they fell in love. At 20, his mother considered Hilaire too young for marriage, while Elodie’s mother opposed the match, having high hopes that her daughter would become a nun, and not thinking much of Beloc’s financial prospects either. They carried on a long-distance correspondence during an on-again-off-again relationship for the next several years. Beloc sold most of his belongings to pay for a trip to see her in 1891.
In 1892, he joined the French Artillery Service in France for a year. Returning to England, Beloc became a student at Baillol College, Oxford. Boisterous and opinionated, he fueled long discussions with his peers but worked diligently on his studies.
Through his sister Marie’s influence, he began writing for London newspapers and magazines. Hilaire Belloc and Elodie Hogan were married at last in 1896. His first book, Verses and Sonnets, appeared the same year, followed by The Bad Child’s Book of Beasts, which satirized moralistic verse for children and was immensely popular, greatly improving their financial situation.
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I call you bad, my little child,
Upon the title page
Because a manner rude and wild
Is common at your age.
The Moral of this priceless work
(If rightly understood)
Will make you – from a little Turk –
Unnaturally good.
Do not as evil children do,
Who on the slightest grounds
Will imitate the Kangaroo
With wild unmeaning bounds.
Do not as children badly bred,
Who eat like little Hogs,
And when they have to go to bed
Will whine like Puppy Dogs:
Who take their manners from the Ape,
Their habits from the Bear,
Indulge the loud unseemly jape,
And never brush their hair.
But so control your actions that
Your friends may all repeat.
‘This child is dainty as the Cat,
And as the Owl discreet.’
The Polar Bear is unaware
Of cold that cuts me through:
For why? He has a coat of hair.
I wish I had one too!

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