By ann summers
A LITTLE SAD! 5 A.M. BOWEL MOVEMENT AT BREITBART
Lord Dampnut was so trolled by Hollywood tweeters that he instead chose to use Breitbart, an exemplar of FakeNews, to exercise his post-Oscars spew about the show being “focused so hard on (him)”. IRONIC!
“I think they were focused so hard on politics that they didn’t get the act together at the end,” Trump said Monday in an interview with Breitbart News.
“It was a little sad. It took away from the glamour of the Oscars,” Trump said of the 89th annual Academy Awards in Los Angeles.
Breitbart floated a new conspiracy theory about the disastrous ending at the Oscars: President Trump sabotaged ceremony as revenge against host Jimmy Kimmel.
“If there’s anyone from CNN, the New York Times … anything with Times in it, even the Medieval Times, we’d like you to leave the building … Fake tans we love, but not fake news.” Trump’s creationist cabinet member Dr Ben Carson had one zinger fired at him, when Jimmy Kimmel said that Marvel movie Dr Strange was nominated not only for visual effects, “but was also named secretary for Housing and Urban Development”.
“Some of you will get to come up on this stage tonight and give a speech that the president of the United States will tweet about in all caps during his 5 a.m. bowel movement tomorrow.”
Piers Morgan, who first met Mr Trump on the first series of his Celebrity Apprentice, has delighted in standing up for President Trump in the face of criticism. Just recently, Australian comedian Jim Jefferies told Morgan to “f*ck off” on primetime TV for outrightly refusing to call President Trump’s hard-line immigration ban a “Muslim ban”.
While the Oscars cock-up was initially thought to be the fault of presenters Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty, it appears the responsibility lies with a crew member to ensure the correct envelopes make it onto the stage.
Darned Russians giving pronouncements to Warren Beatty