Trump is our National Catfisher King of the racketeers
They used to tank Cod from Alaska all the way to China. They’d keep them in vats in the ship. By the time the Codfish reached China, the flesh was mush and tasteless.
So this guy came up with the idea that if you put these cods in these big vats, put some catfish in with them and catfish will keep the cod agile.
And there are those people who are catfish in life.
And keep you guessing, they keep you thinking, they keep you fresh and thank God for the catfish because we would be droll, boring and dull if we didn’t have somebody nipping at our flesh.
Catchy is our national Creamscicle, because the next step will kill more people, if only because “This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”