Good Morning!

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by Chuck Stanley

It is New Year’s Eve, so in order to assist those aviators and airport bums who enjoy entertaining at home, I present the secret recipe for the concoction known to RCAF personnel as “Moose Milk”.
Originally made with milk obtained from a lactating Alces alces, that practice was eventually curtailed. The North American Moose (Alces alces) is the largest member of the deer family. In addition to being quite large, they tend to become quite irritated when rowdy aviators start tugging on their mammary parts.
It seems that far too many pilots and flight crew members began attending morning “sick parades” due to a variety of “non-combat related” injuries, leaving no one to provide air cover for the country.
Because it is more fun to celebrate Hogmanay when not in traction or a wheelchair, the intrepid aviators of the RCAF now use milk provided by diary farmers, thus making milk harvesting less risky than flying combat missions.

Bicarbonate of Soda Day
Bacon Day *

No Interruptions Day
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Pepper Pot Day *

Tick Tock Day
(only 2 days left!)
YMCA USA Day *

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by NONA BLYTH CLOUD
The year 2017 has been a difficult one for many people. The increasing effects of global climate change have taken lives and destroyed homes. More people, especially children, are hungry, or waiting in a refugee camp for the chance of a new life in some country far from their war-ravaged or drought-stricken homelands.
Those of us in the United States who hoped it would be the first year of an American woman president have been bitterly disappointed by the inauguration instead of a man who stands for everything we despise, and have worked so hard to change about our society.
But 2017 is almost over. In a few days, it will be 2018. As Ranier Maria Rilke urges us:
“And now let us believe in a long year that is given to us,
new, untouched, full of things that have never been.”
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In 1788, Robert Burns (1759-1796) wrote the most famous poem for New Year’s Eve in the world, Auld Lang Syne. It became a song, and its first verse and chorus are now sung all around the world to bid farewell to the old year, and welcome in a new one. But many people are unsure what the words they are singing mean, and even fewer know all the verses of the poem.
So click here for the whole poem/song, with the verses in the original Scots poem and the lyrics in English translation of the song:
Endangered Species Act Day *

Card Playing Day

Chocolate Candy Day

Pledge of Allegiance Day *
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Fruitcake Day
Howdy Doody Day *

Visit the Zoo Day
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