January 29th is

Corn Chip Day
Curmudgeons Day
Freethinkers Day *
National Puzzle Day *
Seeing Eye Dog Day *
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Corn Chip Day
Curmudgeons Day
Freethinkers Day *
National Puzzle Day *
Seeing Eye Dog Day *
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Blueberry Pancake Day
National Kazoo Day *

Pride and Prejudice Day *
International Data Privacy Day *
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By ann summers
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Like Caliguila’s horse, Draco (not the Harry Potter one) ordered death penalties for cabbage theft, but had no cure for a leader who also had the mind of one. The Trump Cabinet continues to surprise us with its classist ignorance of worker misery, as the federal worker lock-out ended Friday, timed primarily to take attention from the #TrumpRussia arrest of Roger Stone. Continue reading
Indira Babbellapati is a Professor of English at Andhra University, in Pradesh, India. She has published several collections of poetry, including: Affaire de Coeur, Vignettes of the Sea, and From the Biography of an Unknown Woman. She has also translated short stories by the Telugu-language writer Kodavatiganti Kutumbarao.
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Click here for her poem, “On This Sunday Morning”
National Chocolate Cake Day

National Geographic Day *

Thomas Crapper Day *
International Day in Memory of the Holocaust Victims *
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Dental Drill Day *
Peanut Brittle Day
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National Spouses Day
International Customs Day *
Toad Hollow Day of Encouragement *
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by Nona Blyth Cloud
Wikipedia tries to sum her up:
Mary Jane Oliver (September 10, 1935 – January 17, 2019) was an American poet who won the National Book Award and the Pulitzer Prize. In 2007 The New York Times described her as “far and away, this country’s best-selling poet.”
I missed the first reports of her death. When a poet passes in the U.S., even a national treasure like Mary Oliver, it’s not regarded as headline news. Being “this country’s best-selling poet” doesn’t mean you are a Household Name to most Americans.
Irish Coffee Day *
Opposite Day
(Robert) Burns Night *
A Room of One’s Own Day *
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by Nona Blyth Cloud
Survival sometimes hangs on unlikely skills.
The Basilisk Lizard (Basiliscus basiliscus) has been dubbed ‘The Jesus Christ Lizard’ because it can run short distances on the surface of water when escaping from predators.
The Greater Wax Moth (Galleria mellonella) developed the most acute hearing ever recorded by scientists, a range that extends past that of Bats, it most common predator, to better enable it to avoid being gobbled up.
African Elephants have over twice as many olfactory genes as indomestic dogs, and five times more than in humans, beating out rats, the previous record-holders, so they can smell water and trouble like grassfires over great distances.
As humans have developed ever more complex and heavily populated societies, we have also developed odd survival skills: the wry jest in the face of disaster, an appreciation of irony and the nonsensical, and dark ‘gallows’ humor in the face of death.
Here are some poets who certainly know all about humor as a survival skill.
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This poet is really some anonymous authors of antique fairy tales and nursery rhymes collected in the 1760s.

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
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